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KT #750 - LANCE ARMSTRONG + MATT MCCUSKER + TIM BUTTERLY

2025-12-30

Ian Sharp

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Watch Ian Sharp's Kill Tony episode 750 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·0.75 tag density·Big Joke Book

- Wow, thank you guys so much.

Thank you for having me here.

[Bit 1]

Thank you for welcoming me into this,

on this stage into this free speech zone

where I could say whatever I want

with no repercussions whatsoever.

Not like out in the free speech zone.

You guys know what I'm talking about, right?

[Bit 2]

Can you believe there's things I can't say today in America?

For example, Arnold, Arnold, fuck, Arnold,

Arnold, you know that drink,

it's like half sweet tea, half lemonade?

Arnold, fuck, I can't say it.

Wish they'd change it, you know,

to something I can say, like, I don't know.

Like retard water, you know?

I can say that anytime I want.

It just rolls right off the tongue, you know?

Some people get mad at that joke, right?

They say it's like, it's punching down.

But if you pay attention, it's not about anybody, right?

Like, I'm not calling anybody that.

I'm not anti-retard.

I'm pro-choice.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineNot like out in the free speech zone.