Ian Simon on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.51 punch density·0.83 tag density
About Ian Simon's sets
Ian Simon has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #719 (20 May 2025) and the latest on episode #730.
Ian Simon came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Ian Simon has performed for guest panels including Duncan Trussell, Ian Fidance and Harland Williams.
Ian Simon averages 0.51 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 71% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Ian Simon follows each punchline with 0.83 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of double-meaning (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Ian Simon's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #730
Good. So I got a black hat, black rescue cat. I named her Toothless from How to Train a Dragon. And let's just say she had teeth when I found her.
I really love me some black pussy.
Speaking of fried chicken, if this doesn't work out well, I'm going to open up a food truck, because every time you want, every time you want Chick-fil-A,
it's closed on a fucking Sunday, dude.
Bullshit.
KT #71920 May 2025
So I was thinking, do you think Muslims
Ever-- do you think Muslims ever say Allah is the bomb?
Anybody else bald out there? Don't lie to me, there's lights, I can see you.
It gleams.