Jack Horner on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Jack Horner's sets
Jack Horner has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #562 (21 June 2022) and the latest on episode #676 (13 Aug 2024).
Jack Horner came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Jack Horner has performed for guest panels including Sam Morril, Chad Daniels and Fahim Anwar.
Jack Horner averages 0.39 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 52% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Jack Horner follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Jack Horner's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #67613 Aug 2024
but I have been to prison, I've been to the big house. The hard part about being incarcerated was explaining to everyone
that the teardrop tattoos were actually semen drops.
I just got out of a long-term relationship. This is with my cellmate, Larry. We broke up 'cause I was always the little spoon.
The big spoon was America's Opiate Epidemic.
KT #56221 June 2022
Oh man, forget tons of sex, I'm an alpha male.
It's obvious.
conversation. Chicks say weird shit. Like last time after sex, the girl's like, "Hey, you think the point of sex isn't to connect with the other person, but to distract from the cold, bitter reality that we were born alone and will one day die alone?" And I
said, "Whoa, I sure as a lot of fancy talk for a prostitute named Laquisha, spelled L