Jack Horner

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Watch Jack Horner's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.58 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Oh man, forget tons of sex, I'm an alpha male.

It's obvious.

Especially since I moved to Austin, you know?

I'm talking, god damn it, I fucking hate these microphones.

I'm talking this shit right here, you know what I'm saying?

I'm talking this shit right here.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

He knows what I'm fucking talking about.

[Bit 2]

Oh fuck, created sex, not good at the after sex.

conversation. Chicks say weird shit. Like last time after sex, the girl's like, "Hey,

you think the point of sex isn't to connect with the other person, but to distract from

the cold, bitter reality that we were born alone and will one day die alone?" And I

said, "Whoa, I sure as a lot of fancy talk for a prostitute named Laquisha, spelled L

@QUE$$

Lowercase I capital A.

For 50% off for next visit,

use the promo code whitelequisha.

Oh man.

Got a shitload of crippled jokes, very crippled.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineOh man, forget tons of sex, I'm an alpha male.

tagIt's obvious.