Jesse Johnson on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.75 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.75 tag density
About Jesse Johnson's sets
Jesse Johnson has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #180 (15 Dec 2016) and the latest on episode #222 (19 Sept 2017).
Jesse Johnson came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Jesse Johnson has performed for guest panels including Russell Peters, Steve-O, Sklar Brothers and Jim Norton.
Jesse Johnson averages 0.34 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 58% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Jesse Johnson's punch density went from 0.43 in the first set to 0.30 in the latest.
On average Jesse Johnson follows each punchline with 0.75 tags.
Of the 15 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Jesse Johnson's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #22219 Sept 2017
I've met a lot of people. I actually met someone. Well, I mean, like I said, I've met a lot of people,
but I'm a fucking one of them.
The irony is though, now that I live in Los Angeles,
I can't get anywhere near an ocean without getting wet.
And I don't swim.
KT #22219 Sept 2017
I've met a lot of people. I actually met someone. Well, I mean, like I said, I've met a lot of people,
but I'm a fucking one of them.
The irony is though, now that I live in Los Angeles,
I can't get anywhere near an ocean without getting wet.
And I don't swim.
KT #21118 Aug 2017
okay Jesse, you're older, you can decide which house you're gonna spend the holidays with, right? I'm always like, oh, I liked it so much better
when the courts did that for us.
I told my parents, I tell them all the time I don't believe in God to be honest and every time they say well we're gonna keep praying for you.
But between you and me I totally believe in God. I just keep telling them that because of how powerful I'm getting from all the extra prayers.
KT #18015 Dec 2016
Actually though, if I'm being honest, I accidentally started practicing abstinence before marriage, which sucks because I don't plan
on ever getting married.
But he didn't like, you know, I texted it so he didn't hear my like awesome delivery, so.
He was just like, "So hard."