John Burns on Kill Tony
1 set·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.80 punch density·0.00 tag density
About John Burns's sets
John Burns has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #582 (8 Nov 2022).
John Burns came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was [Skankfest Vegas], Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez and Dave Smith.
John Burns averages 0.80 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 91% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #582Small Joke Book | 8 Nov 2022 | [Skankfest Vegas], Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dave Smith | 4 | 0.80 | 0.00 |
Jokes from John Burns's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5828 Nov 2022
out here with my dad. We came out camping. He came up to me one day. He said, John, I just saw
aliens. I just saw aliens. Wasn't aliens. Just an interracial couple. I've never served in the
do? >> I had a stupid one. I do this cute thing with my girlfriend. I get on my back and I friend I like get on my back and I paw like a cat and she calls me cute
she calls me a cat actually a pussy faggot she calls me a pussy