John Burns

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Watch John Burns's Kill Tony episode 582 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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for John Burns, everyone. >> Thank you, Louis. What's up, guys? My name is John

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Burns. I come from a family of sheep farmers. No, we don't fuck the sheep. All right. Came

[Bit 2]

out here with my dad. We came out camping. He came up to me one day. He said, John, I just saw

aliens. I just saw aliens. Wasn't aliens. Just an interracial couple. I've never served in the

[Bit 3]

military. I've wanted to. Like I've really wanted to serve in the military. I feel like it

sometimes mainly because my wife fucks other guys. >> Did you have something else that you wanted to

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do? >> I had a stupid one. I do this cute thing with my girlfriend. I get on my back and I

friend I like get on my back and I paw like a cat and she calls me cute

she calls me a cat actually a pussy faggot she calls me a pussy

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punchlineBurns. I come from a family of sheep farmers. No, we don't fuck the sheep. All right. Came