John Dick Winters on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·2.00 tag density
About John Dick Winters's sets
John Dick Winters has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #131 (6 May 2020).
John Dick Winters came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Aaron Kleiber and Ashley Barnhill.
John Dick Winters averages 0.43 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 58% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average John Dick Winters follows each punchline with 2.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #131 | 6 May 2020 | Aaron Kleiber, Ashley Barnhill | 2 | 0.43 | 2.00 |
Jokes from John Dick Winters's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #1316 May 2020
and after 20 minutes in the cup of Earl Grey, they're like, "Oh yeah, well, the hips are over, "hang out at her house unsupervised for a week,
"that sounds perfect."
It was a phone interview.
I'm not sure if anyone here has ever had the pleasure of house sitting before, but house sitting is very similar. It's extremely similar to having complete strangers
give you money to masturbate in every room of the house.
But it is good work if you forget it. Oh my gosh.
It's like looking for wedding pictures like, "Oh, she looks good."