Juanita on Kill Tony
5 sets·1.60 bits/set·2.40 beats/set·0.98 punch density·1.97 tag density
About Juanita's sets
Juanita has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #694 (3 Dec 2024) and the latest on episode #736 (23 Sept 2025).
Juanita came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Juanita has performed for guest panels including James Mccann, Dave Landau, Rob Schneider and Donnell Rawlings.
Juanita averages 0.98 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 95% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Juanita's punch density went from 1.40 in the first set to 0.50 in the latest.
On average Juanita follows each punchline with 1.97 tags.
Of the 12 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #736 | 23 Sept 2025 | James Mccann, Dave Landau | 2 | 0.50 | 1.67 |
| KT #733 | 2 Sept 2025 | Rob Schneider, Donnell Rawlings | 1 | 0.25 | 1.00 |
| KT #721Big Joke Book | - | Jimmy Carr | 1 | 2.00 | 3.00 |
| KT #712Big Joke Book | 25 Mar 2025 | Adam Ray, Rich Vos | 2 | 0.73 | 1.67 |
| KT #694Small Joke Book | 3 Dec 2024 | Tommy Pope, Shawn Gardini | 2 | 1.40 | 2.50 |
Jokes from Juanita's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #73623 Sept 2025
- Kill Tony, do any of you suffer from depression, anxiety, mental health? Make some noise, yeah?
That sucks, I don't.
Just a perfectly normal 37-year-old
over-way transgender comedy prodigy.
I'm a good friend, though. I gave her advice.
I said, "You should walk in front of a train."
It's more efficient.
KT #7332 Sept 2025
I joined a touring Catholic ministry. They made me pray to themes, one of which was queen. I'll show you guys. You're gonna have to help me a little bit, okay? I did that for nine months.
That's the gayest thing I've ever done.
And I do anal.
KT #721
- I was watching the movie, The Beauty and the Beast recently. There's a scene in that movie where
they're about to fuck.
Like, and I'm not talking about the little gay guy
he turns into.
Did you watch him lap up the soup?
That could be my pussy right now.
I have a full Sargento string cheese in my trot for Beethoven.
Get the fuck out!
KT #71225 Mar 2025
Hey, y'all.
Our buster is a registered sex offender.
And he's really horny.
And your kids are super hot.
Anybody uncircumcised?
Yeah, me too.
KT #6943 Dec 2024
- How many of you Kill Tony people are unvaccinated? Don't get it. Don't get the vaccine.
I'm transgender now.
Didn't happen until after a second booster
and a Bud Light.
Sometimes I like to go to gender reveal parties
and drown the room in negative energy.
You don't fucking know!
You don't fuck.