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2025-09-23

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Watch Juanita's Kill Tony episode 736 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.60 bits/set·2.40 beats/set·0.98 punch density·1.97 tag density·5 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Kill Tony, do any of you suffer from depression,

anxiety, mental health?

Make some noise, yeah?

That sucks, I don't.

Just a perfectly normal 37-year-old

over-way transgender comedy prodigy.

Killing the game.

I am.

[Bit 2]

Now, a friend of the show and my 400-pound friend,

Celia Contreras, she struggles with her mental health,

and she confided in me one day.

She said, "I'm talking myself into a psych ward

because I'm not feeling well."

And I told her, "That is good because you're taking action."

She goes, "People keep telling me that,

but what I want to do is walk my ass on to oncoming traffic."

I told her, "Girl, don't you dare say that,

and don't you dare do that.

You're just gonna fuck up somebody's car."

400 pounds.

I'm a good friend, though. I gave her advice.

I said, "You should walk in front of a train."

It's more efficient.

Okay, Juanita.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Kill Tony, do any of you suffer from depression,

setupanxiety, mental health?

setupMake some noise, yeah?

punchlineThat sucks, I don't.

tagJust a perfectly normal 37-year-old

tagover-way transgender comedy prodigy.

tagKilling the game.