Julian Fernandez on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·1.50 tag density
About Julian Fernandez's sets
Julian Fernandez has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #160 (27 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #211 (18 Aug 2017).
Julian Fernandez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Julian Fernandez has performed for guest panels including Sklar Brothers, Erik Griffin and Michael Kosta.
Julian Fernandez averages 0.28 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 70% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Julian Fernandez follows each punchline with 1.50 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Julian Fernandez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21118 Aug 2017
At this point in our country, I'm fine with silence being the response to that statement. It's either cheers or silence.
If I get booze, I'm like, guys, I'm Hawaiian, malo.
It's all good.
'Cause growing up, brother and sister are a little darker than me, but always tease me and tried their hardest to convince me
I was actually white and adopted.
And I believe them.
KT #16027 Dec 2018
I'll never forget this, mom looked at me in the eye. She started tearing up herself, she said, "Julian, believe me when I tell you,
"I would never adopt you."
Fucked up, but I believe her.
I hate tamales, which is a big sin if you're Mexican. It's like hearing an Asian person hates rice, or a black person hates chicken,
or a white person hates privilege.
It sounds weird.