Julian Madrid on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Julian Madrid's sets
Julian Madrid has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #488 (19 Jan 2021) and the latest on episode #489 (26 Jan 2021).
Julian Madrid came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Julian Madrid averages 0.30 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Julian Madrid follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Julian Madrid's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48926 Jan 2021
old-school sailor Jerry tattoos just to make up for the fact that I didn't go to war, right? Like just to prove to my grandpa that I'm not a big pussy. Like the last tattoo I got, I was like, "Hey grandpa, check it out. It's a panther." And
he was like, "A panther, huh? So just a big pussy?" I was like, "Yeah, you're not
He's actually finally reached that age where he can't really take care of himself. And none of my family can really afford to take care of him either. So we put him in a home.
Depot.
Then we kind of just walked out.
Now he's somebody else's stinky little problem.
KT #48819 Jan 2021
I don't get the appeal though, I could never fuck my own family. I could never fuck my own family simply because I'm already such a disappointment to them.
And I'm not about to add sexually inadequate to the list.
Which means theoretically I can be related to any stranger I run into. So it's terrifying, I play that scenario over and over in my head, right? Like I'm out drinking one night, I'm talking to girls, it's time to wrap up the night,
and I just end up fucking my dad.