Julian Madrid

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Watch Julian Madrid's Kill Tony episode 489 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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- Yeah, hell yeah, all right.

[Bit 1]

So I keep getting tattoos to impress my grandpa.

Yeah, like I feel like I'm one of these soft millennials that keep getting these

old-school sailor Jerry tattoos just to make up for the fact that I didn't go to

war, right? Like just to prove to my grandpa that I'm not a big pussy. Like

the last tattoo I got, I was like, "Hey grandpa, check it out. It's a panther." And

he was like, "A panther, huh? So just a big pussy?" I was like, "Yeah, you're not

[Bit 2]

He's actually finally reached that age where he can't really take care of himself.

And none of my family can really afford to take care of him either.

So we put him in a home.

Depot.

Then we kind of just walked out.

Now he's somebody else's stinky little problem.

All right, thanks. I'm Julian.

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setupSo I keep getting tattoos to impress my grandpa.

setupYeah, like I feel like I'm one of these soft millennials that keep getting these

setupold-school sailor Jerry tattoos just to make up for the fact that I didn't go to

setupwar, right? Like just to prove to my grandpa that I'm not a big pussy. Like

setupthe last tattoo I got, I was like, "Hey grandpa, check it out. It's a panther." And

punchlinehe was like, "A panther, huh? So just a big pussy?" I was like, "Yeah, you're not