Keegan Carmichael on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.67 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·1.07 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Keegan Carmichael's sets
Keegan Carmichael has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #730 and the latest on episode #767 (12 May 2026).
Keegan Carmichael came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Keegan Carmichael has performed for guest panels including Ari Shaffir, Luis J Gomez, Peyton Ruddy and Sly Stallone (Kyle Dunnigan).
Keegan Carmichael averages 1.07 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 97% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Keegan Carmichael's punch density went from 0.71 in the first set to 1.00 in the latest.
On average Keegan Carmichael follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 13 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Keegan Carmichael's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76712 May 2026
A guy stole my wallet. He's like, ha ha, I have your wallet.
I was like, ha ha, you have 8K of credit card debt.
Start paying it back, you bum.
Hey, I saw a sign, it said, "In case of fire, use stairs."
Fuck that, let's use water.
KT #74923 Dec 2025
A guy strikes out nine times out of 10. I don't know who the 10th girl is,
but tell her to throw the ball.
Hey, I have a car. It's not pushed to start,
but it is pushed to keep going.
Come on, guys, push.
We just got passed by a burrito.
KT #730
-My dad would always tell me, alcohol will never fix
anything then why did you carry beer in your toolbox yeah yeah you didn't think
I noticed yeah I went to a comedy comedy is tough as a comedian I haven't gone on
the road but I'm pretty close to being on the street