Keegan Carmichael

Bucket Pull

Watch Keegan Carmichael's Kill Tony episode 749 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.50 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.67 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·1.07 punch density·0.67 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.50 punch density·1.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

A guy strikes out nine times out of 10.

I don't know who the 10th girl is,

but tell her to throw the ball.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I was at the bakery,

They were like, "Baked Fresh Daily, yeah, me too."

[Bit 3]

I wish I had a burrito restaurant

because burritos roll free delivery if you live downhill.

downhill.

Our only competitors?

A can of soup.

[Bit 4]

Hey, I have a car. It's not pushed to start,

but it is pushed to keep going.

Come on, guys, push.

We just got passed by a burrito.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupA guy strikes out nine times out of 10.

setupI don't know who the 10th girl is,

punchlinebut tell her to throw the ball.