Kelly Lusk on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.77 punch density·1.25 tag density
About Kelly Lusk's sets
Kelly Lusk has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #722 (10 June 2025) and the latest on episode #728 (22 July 2025).
Kelly Lusk came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Kelly Lusk has performed for guest panels including Greg Fitzsimmons, Brian Simpson and Yannis Pappas.
Kelly Lusk averages 0.77 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 90% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Kelly Lusk follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Kelly Lusk's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72822 July 2025
Hello, everyone. So, um, I have this gay friend and he's gotten into some pretty wild butt stuff
lately. So now whenever he farts, it just goes, "Hhhhhh." Tony has the same thing. You know what
I'm talking about right Tony? Yeah he's probably over there hawking right now.
My friend's name is David but I call him anal cave Dave. I think that's appropriate.
And then he recently told me that he started getting into feet. He like sucking on toes. I was like oh man if somebody was like sucking on my toe the only thing I could think about is when When I go get a pedicure, the fucking cheese grater
they bring out to grate the Parmesan off of my feet,
it's like all of garden people just tell me when.
KT #72210 June 2025
So I grew up looking like this.
Apparently, I was a Samoan boy when I was a little girl.
It's every little girl's dream, right?
And my mom got so tired of answering questions when we were in public. So she made me start wearing a sign that said,
"No, I'm not adopted."
No, my dad is not Mexican.
And yes, I belong to this white family.