Kelly Lusk

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Watch Kelly Lusk's Kill Tony episode 722 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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- Hey everybody.

Sorry, I'm late.

Okay, so.

- All right, one more time for Kelly Lusk, everyone.

- Okay, all right, all right.

[Bit 1]

So I grew up looking like this.

Apparently, I was a Samoan boy when I was a little girl.

It's every little girl's dream, right?

[Bit 2]

And that bitch is my sister.

She used to tell me they found me in a trash can in Mexico.

Fuck her, right?

And it's really apparent here who's more loved, right?

You know, like, she's got a frilly little shirt

and her golden blonde hair.

And they're like, "Oh, there's no hope for Kelly.

So let's give her a mullet and a bowl cut."

And my mom got so tired of answering questions

when we were in public.

So she made me start wearing a sign that said,

"No, I'm not adopted."

No, my dad is not Mexican.

And yes, I belong to this white family.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I grew up looking like this.

punchlineApparently, I was a Samoan boy when I was a little girl.

tagIt's every little girl's dream, right?