Luke Newcomb on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.17 tag density
About Luke Newcomb's sets
Luke Newcomb has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #664 (21 May 2024) and the latest on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025).
Luke Newcomb came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Luke Newcomb has performed for guest panels including James Mccann, Kam Patterson, William Montgomery and Casey Rocket.
Luke Newcomb averages 0.72 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 89% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Luke Newcomb follows each punchline with 1.17 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of contradiction (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Luke Newcomb's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
- Yo, I think it's safe to say life is like toilet paper.
We all go through it.
Some more than others.
They say they don't. They gotta be full of shit.
I think cheating is bad. I think it's worse women do it.
A woman will cheat, not even cum.
Just fuck.
KT #66421 May 2024
That's when you're dating. It's a little different when you're trafficking.
What, women, wine, they're in the cellar.
Alert the authorities.
Now women are like wine.
I don't know where to find a decent white.
That market is flooded with California trash
It gives me a headache