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KT #664 - KAM PATTERSON + WILLIAM MONTGOMERY + CASEY ROCKET

2024-05-21

Luke Newcomb

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Watch Luke Newcomb's Kill Tony episode 664 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

-Give it up for the ladies!

Yeah!

[Bit 1]

Women.

Women are like wine.

I can't afford it.

That's not something I can keep around the house.

Anytime I have one, I am being judged.

For how quickly I finish.

Just bottoms up.

Now, women and wine, they have the same quality,

whereas as they age, they get older.

Day by day, you would think they had already peaked,

but they do somehow become even more expensive.

That's when you're dating.

It's a little different when you're trafficking.

What, women, wine, they're in the cellar.

Alert the authorities.

Now women are like wine.

I don't know where to find a decent white.

That market is flooded with California trash

It gives me a headache

All right. I've been Luke Newcomb. Thank you so much. There you go

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupWomen.

setupWomen are like wine.

setupI can't afford it.

setupThat's not something I can keep around the house.

setupAnytime I have one, I am being judged.

punchlineFor how quickly I finish.

tagJust bottoms up.