Marcus Johnson on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Marcus Johnson's sets
Marcus Johnson has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #495 (9 Mar 2021).
Marcus Johnson came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Miami and Benji Aflalo.
Marcus Johnson averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Marcus Johnson follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #495 | 9 Mar 2021 | Miami, Benji Aflalo | 2 | 0.36 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Marcus Johnson's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #4959 Mar 2021
Hey, so yeah we all have friends that when we were kids we used to like to beat the shit out of them right? Maybe not? Okay, okay. Well I had one and recently he got in shape And I was like, "How did you do that?"
It turns out he's been using a lot of meth.
Got incredible abs though.
You cannot get those abs unless you starve yourself on a terrible diet.
So I was pretty jealous that he's got these nice abs and I kind of refrained to a childhood activity and yeah. He...
Yeah, I did.