Marcus Johnson

Bucket Pull

Watch Marcus Johnson's Kill Tony episode 495 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Hey, so yeah we all have friends that when we were kids we used to like to beat the shit

out of them right? Maybe not? Okay, okay. Well I had one and recently he got in shape

And I was like, "How did you do that?"

It turns out he's been using a lot of meth.

Got incredible abs though.

You cannot get those abs unless you starve yourself on a terrible diet.

[Bit 2]

So I was pretty jealous that he's got these nice abs and I kind of refrained to a childhood

activity and yeah.

He...

Yeah, I did.

Hey, Roberta, quick.

No, he's been doing these crazy workouts, like, in the junkyard and shit.

He's been curling drive shafts and shit and going through tires.

Fuck, yeah.

Marcus Johnson, everybody.

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setupHey, so yeah we all have friends that when we were kids we used to like to beat the shit

setupout of them right? Maybe not? Okay, okay. Well I had one and recently he got in shape

setupAnd I was like, "How did you do that?"

punchlineIt turns out he's been using a lot of meth.

tagGot incredible abs though.

tagYou cannot get those abs unless you starve yourself on a terrible diet.