Mark Pena on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·2.50 tag density
About Mark Pena's sets
Mark Pena has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #488 (19 Jan 2021).
Mark Pena came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mark Pena averages 0.39 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 51% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mark Pena follows each punchline with 2.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #488 | 19 Jan 2021 | KILL TONY #488 | 2 | 0.39 | 2.50 |
Jokes from Mark Pena's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48819 Jan 2021
I have been holding this cough for like two hours now. I wish you could cough again. You can't do that anymore, though, guys.
You can't. You better not. This place has a two-cough minimum.
We will kick you out, okay? We'll have to do it. We'll do it, man.
My friends though, they see my track marks. They see the bandage around my arms like, "Oh, hey, Mark. You throwing any blood there, buddy? You selling a plasma?
What? No, I'm not broke. I do heroin."
That's much less embarrassing than the actual truth, I think, right?
So much cooler too.