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2021-01-19

Mark Pena

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Watch Mark Pena's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.39 punch density·2.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.39 punch density·2.50 tag density

Hi, everybody. Hello.

Oh, my goodness, man.

[Bit 1]

Everything's so different now, isn't it?

Everything's changing. There's all these new social rules and all that stuff now, man.

I have been holding this cough for like two hours now.

I wish you could cough again.

You can't do that anymore, though, guys.

You can't. You better not. This place has a two-cough minimum.

We will kick you out, okay? We'll have to do it. We'll do it, man.

[Bit 2]

Dude, I lost my job because of coronavirus.

Sorry I ran up here.

I got 30 seconds now, yeah.

I lost my job because of coronavirus though, man,

and now I'm selling my plasma for money.

It's so embarrassing though. I don't like telling people that.

My friends though, they see my track marks.

They see the bandage around my arms like, "Oh, hey, Mark.

You throwing any blood there, buddy? You selling a plasma?

What? No, I'm not broke. I do heroin."

That's what it is.

That's much less embarrassing than the actual truth, I think, right?

So much cooler too.

Kind of makes me interesting, I think.

My folks should be proud.

All right, that's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupEverything's so different now, isn't it?

setupEverything's changing. There's all these new social rules and all that stuff now, man.

setupI have been holding this cough for like two hours now.

setupI wish you could cough again.

setupYou can't do that anymore, though, guys.

punchlineYou can't. You better not. This place has a two-cough minimum.

tagWe will kick you out, okay? We'll have to do it. We'll do it, man.