Marvin Izzie on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·1.05 tag density
About Marvin Izzie's sets
Marvin Izzie has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025) and the latest on episode #738 (7 Oct 2025).
Marvin Izzie came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Marvin Izzie has performed for guest panels including Andrew Santino, Jimmy Carr and James Mccann.
Marvin Izzie averages 0.48 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 66% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Marvin Izzie follows each punchline with 1.05 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Marvin Izzie's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7387 Oct 2025
And I asked her, like, what's your secret for a long relationship like that? And my grandmother was like, don't worry.
It's not going to happen for you.
And I'm like, that's beautiful. Like, how did y'all even know each other since y'all were kids?
And she was like, because we're cousins.
So it's true.
I will never achieve what they achieved.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
so I can know what the race of my baby going to turn out to be. I say race 'cause I'm Puerto Rican and my wife is Hondurian. So if you use your mixed-race calculator,
Puerto Rico plus Honduras equals Mexican.
Cuban if you carry the one.
That makes race calculator for real. Like, if you get a Chinese person in a Jamaican,
you get a Filipino.