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2025-10-07

Marvin Izzie

Bucket Pull

Watch Marvin Izzie's Kill Tony episode 738 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·1.05 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.40 punch density·1.67 tag density

Y'all good?

Hell yeah, man.

[Bit 1]

So I've been out here in Austin for a couple of months,

and saw on the news that a reporter said that these two individuals

got into a kerfuffle, and one of them stabbed the other

and murdered him.

And that shit made me sad, because like 40 years of being on this earth,

And I ain't know what kerfuffle meant.

I was looking up, where's kerfuffle Texas on Google

and shit?

[Bit 2]

Celebrated 18 years with my wife, which is cool.

But my grandparents celebrated--

they were 60 years together before they passed away.

And I asked her, like, what's your secret

for a long relationship like that?

And my grandmother was like, don't worry.

It's not going to happen for you.

And I'm like, damn, why not?

And she was like, because we've known each other since we

we were children.

And I'm like, that's beautiful.

Like, how did y'all even know each other

since y'all were kids?

And she was like, because we're cousins.

So it's true.

I will never achieve what they achieved.

Because I broke up with my cousin years ago.

Marvin Izzie.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I've been out here in Austin for a couple of months,

setupand saw on the news that a reporter said that these two individuals

setupgot into a kerfuffle, and one of them stabbed the other

setupand murdered him.

setupAnd that shit made me sad, because like 40 years of being on this earth,

punchlineAnd I ain't know what kerfuffle meant.

tagI was looking up, where's kerfuffle Texas on Google

tagand shit?