Matt Gonzalez on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.88 tag density
About Matt Gonzalez's sets
Matt Gonzalez has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #711 (18 Mar 2025) and the latest on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
Matt Gonzalez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Matt Gonzalez has performed for guest panels including Shane Gillis, James Mccann, Andrew Schulz and Deric Poston.
Matt Gonzalez averages 0.48 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Matt Gonzalez follows each punchline with 0.88 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are elephant-in-the-room jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Matt Gonzalez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
They'd pinch my cheek, "Mijo." One of these days, you're gonna grow up. grow up and you're gonna be a priest. I don't know how to tell them. I don't want
to fuck kids. Like that's not my journey and that's definitely not my cross to
bear. God's plan for me was to fuck of-age white women and it's going pretty
I can't lie.
I have a girlfriend, it's sick as fuck. She's white as hell. I give her a good dick.
She gives me a green card.
KT #71118 Mar 2025
Have your fun now
while there's still no black pickleball players.
'Cause, I mean, I saw Jackie Robinson. I saw Tiger Woods. You guys are gonna be pissed
when you see a black guy dunk a pickleball.