Matt Gonzalez

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Watch Matt Gonzalez's Kill Tony episode 711 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·0.75 tag density

How y'all doing?

Yeah, y'all having fun?

[Bit 1]

Have your fun now

while there's still no black pickleball players.

'Cause, I mean, I saw Jackie Robinson.

I saw Tiger Woods.

You guys are gonna be pissed

when you see a black guy dunk a pickleball.

[Bit 2]

And while we're on the topic of dunking, the WNBA.

All those girls are -- They can cross me over.

That doesn't mean I want to watch them make a layup.

I just think they'd have a lot more viewers

if they started playing shirts versus skins.

Like, one rule,

Brittany Greiner's always gonna be on shirts.

Tell that kid to put his titties away.

I was thinking about this the other day.

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[Bit 3]

All right, I was thinking about don't ask me why I was thinking about this.

I might ask you why you're in the interview part now.

You're in the interview part.

I mean, why are all dildos circumcised?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupHave your fun now

punchlinewhile there's still no black pickleball players.