Matt Sturm on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.33 bits/set·4.67 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.27 tag density
About Matt Sturm's sets
Matt Sturm has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #660 (23 Apr 2024) and the latest on episode #722 (10 June 2025).
Matt Sturm came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Matt Sturm has performed for guest panels including Brian Simpson, Yannis Pappas, Donald Trump (Shane Gillis) and Joe Biden (Adam Ray).
Matt Sturm averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Matt Sturm's punch density went from 0.41 in the first set to 0.53 in the latest.
On average Matt Sturm follows each punchline with 1.27 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Matt Sturm's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72210 June 2025
'Cause when I got to the airfield, the lady took one look at me and was like... "Yeah, no, sorry.
Apparently, I'm too fat to fall from the sky."
Something about the reserve chute not supporting my mass.
I'm like, "I've seen him drop tanks into Ukraine, all right?"
The other day at work my boss said an ID I had was worth its weight in gold What would I be worth if I were worth my weight in gold?
So I figured it out. I'd be worth fifteen million four hundred ninety two thousand six hundred and seventy five dollars
That's right, I'm a cash cow.
Now I just gotta decide,
KT #67216 July 2024
I don't even get to shop at Whole Foods.
I just look in the window like a fucking hot food section pervert
looking at the mac and cheese just like, "Fuck.
Bring out the rotisserie chicken, you bitch. Fuck."
- You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, Thanos is not fuckable.
He's more like a rapist energy.
KT #66023 Apr 2024
Uh, Passion of the Christ 2 came out quick. Passion of the Christ 2 came out quickly.
Mel Gibson announced it's a good time for him to hate Jews, right?
You can laugh.
I just said I'm Jewish.
It's okay.