Matthew Jordan on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.67 tag density
About Matthew Jordan's sets
Matthew Jordan has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025).
Matthew Jordan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was James Mccann.
Matthew Jordan averages 0.42 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Matthew Jordan follows each punchline with 1.67 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #707Small Joke Book | 18 Feb 2025 | James Mccann | 1 | 0.42 | 1.67 |
Jokes from Matthew Jordan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
So going to buy the third song,
I feel like I'm having a heart attack.
I don't know if I'm having a heart attack or not.
I'm going into Zuma, going, going, going, pooh.
Next thing you know, you get a target on your back. That's Betty back there. She's coming up, she wants that spot.
No shit, I was here an hour early putting my water bottle down in that spot right there.
It's mine, who knows about all that.
You fight for your spot in Zoom, but I'm telling you one thing.