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2025-02-18

Matthew Jordan

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Watch Matthew Jordan's Kill Tony episode 707 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.42 punch density·1.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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So I've been going to the gym lately, dropped 40 pounds already.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Got addicted to Zumba all the time.

in there, first time ever in there.

They looked at me like this gringo's gonna be out

after three songs, but I'm there, I just wanna taste,

just want a little bit of taste of that.

You just can't stop with that.

So going to buy the third song,

I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

I don't know if I'm having a heart attack or not.

I'm going into Zuma, going, going, going, pooh.

But then the fourth song, way to the fourth song,

'cause if you do make it past that third song,

the fourth song, you just start feeling the music.

The music starts going,

you don't even know what you're doing anymore.

You're moving back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

You're clapping, you're in a rush to get to the front of the stage.

You want your spot.

Because once you get to that spot, you're up there and you're dancing.

Next thing you know, you get a target on your back.

That's Betty back there.

She's coming up, she wants that spot.

No shit, I was here an hour early putting my water bottle down in that spot right there.

It's mine, who knows about all that.

You fight for your spot in Zoom, but I'm telling you one thing.

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setupSo I've been going to the gym lately, dropped 40 pounds already.

setupGot addicted to Zumba all the time.

setupin there, first time ever in there.

setupThey looked at me like this gringo's gonna be out

setupafter three songs, but I'm there, I just wanna taste,

punchlinejust want a little bit of taste of that.

tagYou just can't stop with that.