Matthew La Cour on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·1.50 tag density
About Matthew La Cour's sets
Matthew La Cour has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #748 (16 Dec 2025).
Matthew La Cour came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Ari Matti and Ehsan Ahmad.
Matthew La Cour averages 0.19 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 86% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Matthew La Cour follows each punchline with 1.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #748Medium Joke Book | 16 Dec 2025 | Ari Matti, Ehsan Ahmad | 1 | 0.19 | 1.50 |
Jokes from Matthew La Cour's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #74816 Dec 2025
there's only two adults in the house, my mom and Kyle's mom, that's it. So I turned the corner, I'll never forget,
true story, I see my mom pinning this woman to the wall,
left hand throw.
I turn the corner and she's pinning this woman to the wall. hand throw right hand thigh I fucking freeze right before I can run back to the room she grabs her other ass she picks her up and pins her to that she pushes her pelvis forward
I don't know why but I'm so proud that my mom's at top does that make sense
like I never told Kyle but I feel a sense of superiority like kids at school be like my dad
will beat up your dad my mom will fuck your mom dog what are we talking about