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2025-12-16

Matthew La Cour

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Watch Matthew La Cour's Kill Tony episode 748 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.19 punch density·1.50 tag density·Medium Joke Book

[Bit 1]

Going over time for me, thank you. I was about 11 years old on a playdate. My

I have friend Kyle the first time I walked in,

my mom having sex.

It's my fault, I was on my way to the kitchen,

real private place.

The Rice Krispies were taking a while.

I'll never forget, I was walking down the hallway,

I turned the corner, a small detail, tiny detail,

there's only two adults in the house,

my mom and Kyle's mom, that's it.

So I turned the corner, I'll never forget,

true story, I see my mom pinning this woman to the wall,

left hand throw.

Yeah, just plug it in there.

Now that there's tape there, you can't even see where to put it in.

Yeah, just give him that one.

Yeah, put that down.

There you go.

Matthew La Cour, everybody continue.

Not bad, guys.

God damn.

Keep going.

I turn the corner and she's pinning this woman to the wall.

hand throw right hand thigh I fucking freeze right before I can run back to the room she

grabs her other ass she picks her up and pins her to that she pushes her pelvis forward

I don't know why but I'm so proud that my mom's at top does that make sense

like I never told Kyle but I feel a sense of superiority like kids at school be like my dad

will beat up your dad my mom will fuck your mom dog what are we talking about

What the fuck are we talking about?

Am I a 90s kid?

She doesn't have Reebok?

That shit works.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupGoing over time for me, thank you. I was about 11 years old on a playdate. My

setupI have friend Kyle the first time I walked in,

setupmy mom having sex.

setupIt's my fault, I was on my way to the kitchen,

setupreal private place.

setupThe Rice Krispies were taking a while.

setupI'll never forget, I was walking down the hallway,

setupI turned the corner, a small detail, tiny detail,

setupthere's only two adults in the house,

setupmy mom and Kyle's mom, that's it.

setupSo I turned the corner, I'll never forget,

punchlinetrue story, I see my mom pinning this woman to the wall,

tagleft hand throw.