Michael Hines on Kill Tony
2 sets·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.02 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Michael Hines's sets
Michael Hines has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #746 (2 Dec 2025) and the latest on episode #763.
Michael Hines came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Michael Hines has performed for guest panels including Jeff Ross, Adam Ray and Ian Edwards.
Michael Hines averages 1.02 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 97% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Michael Hines follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 12 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are phonetic-match jokes, ahead of analogy (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Michael Hines's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #763
I've been getting a lot of Andrew Tate alpha male content
in my feed lately, so the algorithm hasn't figured me out.
Just because I hate liberal (beep)
doesn't mean I like conservative ones.
with the digital war, 'cause they're fighting a physical war of Pakistan, World War II, That's how Pat
does it go, "Pucular," you know?
KT #7462 Dec 2025
The two things taking jobs in this country are AI and hola.
Do you guys know why Jesus is in such good shape?
He's the original CrossFitter.