Michael Hines

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Watch Michael Hines's Kill Tony episode 763 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.02 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.64 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I got cheated on by a Native American girl.

She was a Navajo.

[Bit 2]

I've been getting a lot of Andrew Tate alpha male content

in my feed lately, so the algorithm hasn't figured me out.

Just because I hate liberal (beep)

doesn't mean I like conservative ones.

[Bit 3]

And it's 'cause they'll make one video

make in front of some dorks pronouns,

but then the next one they call themselves

an Omega Sigma Alpha Male.

And those are just pronouns for frat dudes,

which is fucking gay.

[Bit 4]

AI scammers and Indian scammers have both been evolving

at a breakneck pace to compete.

It's a real space race to see who can act human first.

[Bit 5]

And it's impressive the Indians are keeping up

with the digital war, 'cause they're fighting

a physical war of Pakistan, World War II,

are you familiar?

That's how Pat

does it go, "Pucular," you know?

[Bit 6]

Every trans woman I've ever met has been mentally ill, so maybe they are women.

Michael Hines.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupI got cheated on by a Native American girl.

punchlineShe was a Navajo.