Mike Holder on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Mike Holder's sets
Mike Holder has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #735 (16 Sept 2025) and the latest on episode #753 (27 Jan 2026).
Mike Holder came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Holder has performed for guest panels including Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent, Triple H and Carrot Top.
Mike Holder averages 0.59 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 79% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mike Holder follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Mike Holder's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75327 Jan 2026
I've got an embarrassing confession to make. I've recently learned that spilling the beans
does not mean fumbling a hot Latina.
I've been misgendering people left and right or so-called that. Until I learn, I never have to worry about misgendering
if I just call everybody my n***a.
Makes it a whole lot easier for me.
KT #73516 Sept 2025
I'm not sure if you guys know who I am, but I'm on a lot of street signs.
It's the signs that say pedestrian crossing, and I'm standing like this.
Thought you might recognize me from my clothes on, maybe not.
What do we call people who wake up at sunrise early birds? As if they are late birds.
I thought all birds were a kapun. What do you think there's a bird somewhere waking up at 10 o'clock saying,
"Oh shit, I'm in small flight!" What never fucking happened?