Mike Holloway on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.17 tag density
About Mike Holloway's sets
Mike Holloway has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #737 (30 Sept 2025) and the latest on episode #740 (21 Oct 2025).
Mike Holloway came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Holloway has performed for guest panels including Fluffy, Sal Vulcano, Ian Bagg and Brian Holtzman.
Mike Holloway averages 0.53 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 73% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mike Holloway follows each punchline with 1.17 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of hyperbole (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Mike Holloway's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #74021 Oct 2025
travels to my balls and stays there. Somehow, even the water I've missed from my legs defies gravity and ends up there.
And I have to dry my balls twice.
My dick likes to hang to the right, but I like it on the left.
We're always going back and forth about it.
KT #73730 Sept 2025
I disagree. I myself am considering identifying as a little person and getting into midget wrestling.
I'll call myself Andre the Average.
Fuck up seven dwarves at once, just like Disney.
as Cinderella, who wants to be a prince. And Dylan Mulvaney as the fairy godmother, who waves a tampon like a wand
and says, "Figgity-faggity-poof."
And poof, there's Prince Cinderella.