Mike Holloway

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Watch Mike Holloway's Kill Tony episode 740 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Every time I shower, I dry off.

And then over the next few minutes,

every bit of moisture that I've missed from my entire body

travels to my balls and stays there.

Somehow, even the water I've missed from my legs

defies gravity and ends up there.

And I have to dry my balls twice.

So, since all roads lead to Rome,

I decided to call my balls Romulus and Remus.

It's an ancient Roman history joke.

It's also a joke about my balls.

Two-fer.

That one is the highbrow and the lowbrow.

Moving on to my dick.

[Bit 2]

My dick likes to hang to the right,

but I like it on the left.

We're always going back and forth about it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupEvery time I shower, I dry off.

setupAnd then over the next few minutes,

setupevery bit of moisture that I've missed from my entire body

setuptravels to my balls and stays there.

setupSomehow, even the water I've missed from my legs

setupdefies gravity and ends up there.

punchlineAnd I have to dry my balls twice.