Mike Schmidt on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Mike Schmidt's sets
Mike Schmidt has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #106 (6 May 2020) and the latest on episode #194 (23 May 2017).
Mike Schmidt came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Schmidt has performed for guest panels including Chris D'Elia and Neal Brennan.
Mike Schmidt averages 0.25 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 75% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Mike Schmidt's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19423 May 2017
This first poem is called "Downtown Los Angeles." Like the quiet rain, a gentle pitter, the softest patter, ballerinas dance into your ears,
I am the sound of masturbating hobos.
This next poem is called "Modern Love."
I'm supposed to pick a restaurant, but all I want to eat is this revolver.
KT #1066 May 2020
I drove here from Santa Monica, so I had to navigate around a lot of bicyclists,
or as I like to call them, city deer.
Also when I was a child, I thought the word racist meant you like to see cars go fast. I got older, I'm like, that's not what a racist is.
And then I went to my first NASCAR event.