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Kill Tony #106 (Chris D'Elia, Neal Brennan)

2020-05-06

Mike Schmidt

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Watch Mike Schmidt's Kill Tony episode 106 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

Thanks, Pat.

[Bit 1]

I drove here from Santa Monica,

so I had to navigate around a lot of bicyclists,

or as I like to call them, city deer.

[Bit 2]

When I was a child and I wouldn't eat all my vegetables,

my mother would remind me

of all the starving children in Africa.

And we would laugh and laugh and laugh.

Because we were Republicans.

[Bit 3]

Also when I was a child, I thought the word racist

meant you like to see cars go fast.

I got older, I'm like, that's not what a racist is.

And then I went to my first NASCAR event.

[Bit 4]

My grandfather warned me on his deathbed

never to let my youth slip away from me

because he let his youth slip away from him

and that little boy told the police everything.

That'll do it for me.

- Yeah, 58 seconds from Mike Schmidt.

Another great set.

- Yeah, that was great.

- Yeah, it was funny man.

- How long you been doing it?

- Seven years.

- Yeah, well yeah, you, I mean, great writing

and you know what you're doing, but that was great.

- Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI drove here from Santa Monica,

setupso I had to navigate around a lot of bicyclists,

punchlineor as I like to call them, city deer.