Mikey Milios on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density
About Mikey Milios's sets
Mikey Milios has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #209 (22 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #212 (14 Aug 2017).
Mikey Milios came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mikey Milios has performed for guest panels including Pauly Shore, Daniel Van Kirk, Steve Rannazzisi and Steve Simeone.
Mikey Milios averages 0.71 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mikey Milios follows each punchline with 1.50 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Mikey Milios's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21214 Aug 2017
There's a lot of hipsters in LA. I used to not like them up until I figured out what hipsters are.
Hipsters is what happens when emos don't commit suicide.
So now every time I see a hipster, I'm like,
hey, right on, you made it.
I have a girlfriend. We've been together ten years. To commemorate our nine year... I'll just wrap it up. Anniversary. We decided to get tattoos because we're classy people.
She got a tattoo on her hip. It's really quite sexy. It says Mikey.
KT #20922 Aug 2017
I just moved here six months ago.
I have a therapist, 'cause it was in my lease agreement.
Is this too sad for you guys? I lost my virginity when I was 13 to a prostitute.
It wasn't my choice.