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Kill Tony #212 (Pauly Shore, Daniel Van Kirk)

2017-08-14

Mikey Milios

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Watch Mikey Milios's Kill Tony episode 212 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.69 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.69 punch density·2.00 tag density

Hey, I'm Mikey, I'm from Australia, but I live here.

[Bit 1]

There's a lot of hipsters in LA.

I used to not like them up until I figured out

what hipsters are.

Hipsters is what happens when emos don't commit suicide.

So now every time I see a hipster, I'm like,

hey, right on, you made it.

It gives me hope, it gives me hope.

[Bit 2]

I was at a movie theater today

and I had to sign out the front that said,

"Recording devices is strictly prohibited."

But I snuck in a pen and wrote the whole thing down.

If anyone's interested, I'll be selling copies

of Beauty and the Beast outside.

It's a touching, it's a touching story.

[Bit 3]

I have a girlfriend. We've been together ten years.

Nothing.

Do you just feel bad for her? Is that what that is?

To commemorate our nine year... I'll just wrap it up.

Okay, go ahead. To commemorate your nine year what?

Anniversary. We decided to get tattoos because we're classy people.

She got a tattoo on her hip. It's really quite sexy. It says Mikey.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

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setupThere's a lot of hipsters in LA.

setupI used to not like them up until I figured out

setupwhat hipsters are.

punchlineHipsters is what happens when emos don't commit suicide.

tagSo now every time I see a hipster, I'm like,

taghey, right on, you made it.

tagIt gives me hope, it gives me hope.