Nick Rocher on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.88 punch density·0.88 tag density
About Nick Rocher's sets
Nick Rocher has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #488 (19 Jan 2021) and the latest on episode #489 (26 Jan 2021).
Nick Rocher came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Nick Rocher averages 0.88 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 94% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Nick Rocher follows each punchline with 0.88 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of phonetic-match (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Nick Rocher's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48926 Jan 2021
I was thinking this the other day, so I'm 198 pounds, and if I drink two pounds of milk, I would be--
two pounds of 1% milk, I would be 1% milk.
To put it this way, I'd be more milk than most people are Cherokee.
Like, I'm Native American, well I'm 1% milk, I don't know what to tell you.
Burning witches at the stake, that used to be something that we did, we'd burn witches at the stake. I mean, that must have been the worst punishment ever, because I'm on stage right now.
I couldn't imagine doing it on fire.
Because they have an audience, that sounds terrible.
I mean, I'd be so self-conscious to be like, "Oh, is my skin melting weird?"
KT #48819 Jan 2021
I recently took up scuba diving
because I'm really good at sinking.
"Oh, a porpoise.
"What's my porpoise?"