Nick Rocher

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Watch Nick Rocher's Kill Tony episode 489 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.57 punch density, 1.75 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.57 punch density·1.75 tag density

How's it going?

[Bit 1]

No, I am not the little girl from Hereditary.

And yes, I like to start out on an obscure movie reference.

[Bit 2]

You ever hear the expression, "You win some, you lose some"?

People really only ever say that when they lose some.

No one's ever been like, "I won the lottery.

You win some, you lose some."

[Bit 3]

I was thinking this the other day, so I'm 198 pounds,

and if I drink two pounds of milk, I would be--

two pounds of 1% milk, I would be 1% milk.

To put it this way, I'd be more milk than most people are Cherokee.

Like, I'm Native American, well I'm 1% milk, I don't know what to tell you.

[Bit 4]

Burning witches at the stake, that used to be something that we did, we'd burn witches at the stake.

I mean, that must have been the worst punishment ever, because I'm on stage right now.

I couldn't imagine doing it on fire.

Because they have an audience, that sounds terrible.

I mean, I'd be so self-conscious to be like, "Oh, is my skin melting weird?"

Alright, that's my time, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineNo, I am not the little girl from Hereditary.

tagAnd yes, I like to start out on an obscure movie reference.