Owen Gallivan on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.39 punch density·0.75 tag density
About Owen Gallivan's sets
Owen Gallivan has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #675 (6 Aug 2024) and the latest on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025).
Owen Gallivan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Owen Gallivan has performed for guest panels including James Mccann, Gary Falcon (Nick Swardson) and William Montgomery.
Owen Gallivan averages 0.39 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 51% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Owen Gallivan follows each punchline with 0.75 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Owen Gallivan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
Could have easily went with convicted sex offenders. But we went with registered for some reason. Why are we making it sound like they're sex offenders
that did all the proper paperwork?
Like you register to vote, you register a weapon, you register your car.
I don't think a cop's ever walked up on a sexual assault, like, "license and registration?"
And he's like, "Oh shit, that actually checks out, my bad."
Didn't realize you had all your ducks in a row, sir.
KT #6756 Aug 2024
like to think. You know he like signs the Emancipation Proclamation, walks into a room full of his boys. He's like, "Guys, I got good news and I got bad news." He's like, "Good news is we did it. We abolished slavery. Bad news? We can't say
I don't know how to say the word anymore.
Kind of how to use that one is like a peace offering, yeah?
"That's like our favorite fucking word." And he was like, "Guys, relax. "What are they gonna do?
"Make it cool?"
