Owen Gallivan

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Watch Owen Gallivan's Kill Tony episode 707 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.55 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Hey everybody.

[Bit 1]

'Cause I think registered sex offenders are like really dumb.

Yeah, I'm never gonna register.

That's my little secret, you guys.

[Bit 2]

For real though, I don't know how we landed on the term

registered sex offenders.

Feels a little soft for what they actually are.

Could have easily went with convicted sex offenders.

But we went with registered for some reason.

Why are we making it sound like they're sex offenders

that did all the proper paperwork?

Like you register to vote, you register a weapon, you register your car.

I don't think a cop's ever walked up on a sexual assault, like, "license and registration?"

And he's like, "Oh shit, that actually checks out, my bad."

Didn't realize you had all your ducks in a row, sir.

Alright.

Thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup'Cause I think registered sex offenders are like really dumb.

punchlineYeah, I'm never gonna register.

tagThat's my little secret, you guys.