Pedro Valenzuela on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.13 tag density
About Pedro Valenzuela's sets
Pedro Valenzuela has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #531 (16 Nov 2021) and the latest on episode #654 (12 Mar 2024).
Pedro Valenzuela came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Pedro Valenzuela has performed for guest panels including Matt Mccusker, Kim Congdon and Sara Weinshenk.
Pedro Valenzuela averages 0.56 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 76% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Pedro Valenzuela follows each punchline with 1.13 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Pedro Valenzuela's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #65412 Mar 2024
I trust Kamala Harris like I trust Biden with Barron Trump.
You know, he's gonna touch that kid.
That's all I'm saying.
He's probably gonna touch him.
He was like, "Yeah." I was like, "What'd you say?" He was like, "No, actually what I said was,
"I like watching dykes get jumped."
He said that, that wasn't me.
I don't like it.
KT #53116 Nov 2021
Who's trying to turn up tonight? Last night I got so turned up,
I didn't even turn up to my narcotics anonymous meeting.
Bro, what all this white girl on me?
You would think I was Elsa from Frozen.
Let it go.