Pedro Valenzuela

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Watch Pedro Valenzuela's Kill Tony episode 654 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.71 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

Kamala Harris looks just like my mom.

That's exactly why I can't trust that bitch.

You know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

I trust Kamala Harris like I trust Biden with Barron Trump.

You know, he's gonna touch that kid.

That's all I'm saying.

He's probably gonna touch him.

[Bit 3]

I think it's funny how people that like Donald Trump,

they'll never admit that they actually like him,

like they'd rather say something worse.

Like I asked my boy, I was like,

"Hey man, you like Donald Trump?"

He was like, "Yeah."

I was like, "What'd you say?"

He was like, "No, actually what I said was,

"I like watching dykes get jumped."

He said that, that wasn't me.

I don't like it.

[Bit 4]

My girlfriend had a gender reveal party.

Turns out she was a hermaphrodite the whole time.

We used to joke around about how her clit looked

like a tiny penis, and it was.

It was a tiny penis.

Is it?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupKamala Harris looks just like my mom.

punchlineThat's exactly why I can't trust that bitch.