Phil Kemp on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density
About Phil Kemp's sets
Phil Kemp has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #204 (20 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #222 (19 Sept 2017).
Phil Kemp came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Phil Kemp has performed for guest panels including Russell Peters, Steve-O and Byron Bowers.
Phil Kemp averages 0.47 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 66% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Phil Kemp follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of double-meaning (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Phil Kemp's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #22219 Sept 2017
So I recently got fired for my job.
Yeah, I was working as a repo man and ends up I'm not really good at oppressing minorities.
I know I look like it, but believe it or not, I do have black friends. I actually have so many, I can't keep track of them. So I have this one app, it's called Black Friend Tracker.
It's really just a police scanner.
KT #20420 Aug 2017
Playing harmonica requires a lot of sucking and blowing. Yeah, I know what your ladies are thinking. You know I have keys of harmonicas, A through G.
Let me show y'all my D.
Hold on, it's down there somewhere.
Fuck.
Oh yes, I got this little dick. It's so hard to use. I ask women for dates and they always refuse.
I guess you could say I got the little dick blues
Hey bro, you wouldn't know, cause you got a darker skin tone
What it's like to have the little dick blues