Phil Kemp

Bucket PullManWhite

Watch Phil Kemp's Kill Tony episode 204 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.70 punch density·2.50 tag density

So I play a harmonica.

Yeah.

Bet you didn't know that.

[Bit 1]

Playing harmonica requires a lot of sucking and blowing.

Yeah, I know what your ladies are thinking.

You know I have keys of harmonicas, A through G.

Let me show y'all my D.

Hold on, it's down there somewhere.

Fuck.

Oh, so tiny.

Oh yes, I got this little dick.

It's so hard to use.

I ask women for dates and they always refuse.

I guess you could say I got the little dick blues

Hey bro, you wouldn't know, cause you got a darker skin tone

What it's like to have the little dick blues

Alright, cool

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupPlaying harmonica requires a lot of sucking and blowing.

setupYeah, I know what your ladies are thinking.

setupYou know I have keys of harmonicas, A through G.

punchlineLet me show y'all my D.

tagHold on, it's down there somewhere.

tagFuck.

tagOh, so tiny.