Quinton Jones on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.20 punch density·1.31 tag density
About Quinton Jones's sets
Quinton Jones has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #670 (2 July 2024) and the latest on episode #756 (17 Feb 2026).
Quinton Jones came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Quinton Jones has performed for guest panels including Jim Norton, Ian Fidance, Shane Gillis and James Mccann.
Quinton Jones averages 0.20 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 84% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Quinton Jones follows each punchline with 1.31 tags.
Of the 11 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Quinton Jones's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75617 Feb 2026
so I figure if I want some food, I got to keep it even with the cat." I didn't hit her, but, um,
What I did do was gas light her and knock shit over
from time to time.
And it's not for the best reasons. It's not 'cause I hate cats, it's not 'cause I hate cat women.
I'm just allergic.
Yeah, and I don't think women respect
how hard it is to have sex on Benadryl.
KT #6702 July 2024
You're Mexican. - The old Detroit Mexican over there. A rare bird.
A parrot and a tree, if you will.
- There's nothing worse than getting a DM on an app that says, "I wanna suck your dick."
And you click on the profile and it's Chen.
- I gotta be honest with you, I bet Chen goes hard.
- Oh yeah, oh no doubt about it.